Traveling back to 2011
“So you’re from the future”
“The year 2016″
“So the world’s not gunna end in 2012!”
“Ha! Well, you’re gunna wish it did”I feel like this is gonna be one of those jomes that get funnier with age like its ginna be just as relavent in 2020 as it is now
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(via lunarmagica)
If I could describe my mind I’d say it’s a restless hurricane of various, usually destructing, thoughts.
FANTASTIC BEASTS AND WHERE TO FIND THEM
We’re going to recapture my creatures before they get hurt. They’re currently in alien terrain surrounded by millions of the most vicious creatures on the planet; humans.
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PSA: when you don’t tip your server you’re taking money off of:
The bussers’ tip out,
The bartenders’ tip out,
The expoditors’ tip out,
The kitchen’s tip out,
And of course the server’s tip out.
Keep that in mind next time you decide to not tip :)- Dearly, a frustrated server
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im sorry but i wanna be 28, in a stable relationship, having weddings every weekend and dancing with my man til 9am to the oldies
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